Top Twenty Worst Tattoos Ever
There are some truly shocking tattoo being produced by real amateur scratchers who actually have the audacity to charge people for mutilating them in such a terribly amusing way. Anyway be happy that none of these photo’s are of you, and if they are, then sorry for laughing at your terrible tattoo, I’d advise you to seek out the services of a reputable tattoo removal service!.
Performing the research for this article has be an absolute hoot, I have never laughed so hard doing ‘work’. It’s been a very funny experience sifting through literally hundreds of awful tattoos, there is certainly many terrible tattoos out there!
20th worst tattoo
We start our shittoo (shit+tattoo = shittoo) countdown in twentieth place with this homage to Jack Nicholson playing the character Johnny in the movie The Shining. Unfortunately the tattoo artist isn’t quite up to par!
19th worst tattoo
In nineteenth place we have a tattoo that is actually pretty well done, but the subject matter is much more questionable. Onto describing this tattoo - and there is no other way to say it. It’s a large veined cock protruding out of the owners armpit heading towards some Pamela Anderson style barbed wire!
18th worst tattoo
Up to eighteenth place, we have a lovely chest piece describing the owner’s prowess as a number one dick sucka. I’m not sure if she needed to go through some kind of competition to be the winner of this accolade, but I’m glad I wasn’t a judge!
17th worst tattoo
Seventeenth place follows the ‘cock’ theme with a rather fetching back piece. I’m wondering whether the client actually did walk into a tattoo studio, and asked for “Two mermen embracing, one giving the other one a reach around, lying down under two eight foot tall spunking cocks” or whether he said “I’ll leave it up to you mate”. Either way, he’s made it to seventeenth place!
16th worst tattoo
Sixteenth place, and boy we have a zinger! Well I think it’s a cheeseburger, but it’s a very strange tattoo, and it happens to be as big as a palm tree! Nice!
15th worst tattoo
Fifteenth place sees Merlin making an appearance with his shimmering crystal ball of magic. A terrible tattoo, I’m assuming that at least one person wishes they can make this travesty disappear with a shake of his wand.
14th worst tattoo
Running straight into fourteenth place is this cute green M&M guy running away from a scary looking black cloud.
13th worst tattoo
Thirteenth place and to be honest, I don’t know what the tattoo artist was thinking when he started this memorial piece, it is one of the worst real-life portraits I’ve ever seen. The teeth remind me of Jaws out of the James Bond movies. Mind you, in a while when the memory fades, he can always have some green tinges and blood added, along with some scars, bones and a graveyard background, and have it touched up into a cracking zombie scene.
12th worst tattoo
Number twelve and another film homage, this time Star Wars. Nothing I can really say about this one apart from it makes me shudder! I particularly enjoy the way the fat mans love handles ‘frame’ the whole peice.
11th worst tattoo
In eleventh place, we have a homemade effort. A least he didn’t pay anyone to do this disaster of a tattoo. I sure as hell can think up more constructive things to do if you are bored though…
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10th worst tattoo
Now down to my top ten terrible tattoos, and boy these works of art are truly individual!!
In tenth place, we have another homemade beauty (I hope) entitled Beers, Beers, Beers. It is either really terrible, of a very well done reflective piece of art, I haven’t quite decided yet.
9th worst tattoo
Ninth this beautiful crab scuttles out from a completely untalented scratchers tattoo gun onto this poor guy, although, the owner of the tattoo is quite proud of it, actually offering to pass on the details of the artist. The only person I would pass them onto would be the police, or health and safety.
8th worst tattoo
In eight place, we have an awesome back piece commemorating 3 NASCAR wins and a championship win! It is truly one of the most poorly executed, ill planned and laughable tattoos on this site!
7th worst tattoo
Puff the magic dragon lives in seventh place, and I imagine that the person doing the tattoo (I refused to use the word artist) was either high on some illegal substance, blind, or quite possibly both.
6th worst tattoo
In sixth place we have this fantastic portrait of a lady wearing a fedora with her breasts out, I actually struggled at first to decide whether this was a tattoo or a real life person superimposed with photoshop. Will definitely be a thing of extreme beauty when it’s finished.
5th worst tattoo
Fifth place sees yet another reference to Star Wars, and a tattoo for some reason that really tickled me. I laughed for a good five minutes when I discovered Chewie! Anyway, I hope you like it as much as I did! Presenting the fantastic Chewbacca! Grrrrwwwwwwwl
4th worst tattoo
In fourth place, we have a tattoo of extreme stupidity. This absolute retard of a woman chose to have ‘GOLDEN PALACE.COM’ tattooed on her forehead for the princely sum of $10,000. She claims that it will be used for her daughter’s education, but I thought they were a lot more expensive than that! Anyway I now present you with mong of the year.
3rd worst tattoo
Third place sees one of my favourites, Mr Cool Ice. In fact, I think he is cooler than ice, and I really love the swimming goggles on the back of his head! 2 photo’s for this one as it is so awesome!
2nd worst tattoo
Second place, is the awesome Canadian gentleman, who felt so patriotic he decided to get a tattoo of his flag, and the simple statement “I am. Canadian”. I don’t know if there is a full stop between am and Canadian, or just an angry red freckle. Regardless of that, we are pleased to present the Mountie in second place!
1st place, worst tattoo in the world, ever
In first place, the worst tattoo I have ever seen, it’s a large back piece where the tattoo artist obviously got bored doing all the rows of uneven sized scales, terrible line work, with absolutely no idea of scale (pun intended), perspective of any sign of artistic talent!
And here it is, the pinnacle of our top twenty worst tattoos of all time!
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I’ve since learned that the crab tattoo in 9th place is actually a creature out of a computer game… Regardless of what it’s supposed to be, it still looks awful, and the worrying thing is I can’t work out what part of the body it’s on either!
Comment by ink13 — January 10, 2008 @ 10:37 pm
The 2nd place tattoo is actually the slogan/logo of Molson Canadian beer. http://www.molsoncanadian.com
Comment by jmancanada — January 11, 2008 @ 12:44 am
The 16th is cheeseburger in paradise. A song (and restaurant chain in the US) by Jimmy Buffet. He also owns a chain of Margaritaville Cafes after his margarita song. Someone please stop that guy.
Comment by randomguy — June 18, 2008 @ 7:33 pm